Showing posts with label Conversations with David. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conversations with David. Show all posts

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Conversaciones con David - IV

Que dificil la adolescencia. Hoy, David se dio cuenta de lo horrible que es no saber ni que pex con uno mismo:

(David caminando con pisotones de elefante por doquier)
         YO: David, que te pasa?
         David: mmmmnnndda (traduccion: nada)
(Minutos pasan, los pisotones siguen)
         YO: Necesitas algo? te puedo ayudar?
         David: no.
(Por el abrir y cerrar de cajones, deduzco lo que pasa)
         YO: Buscas un lapiz?
         David: si.
         YO: Toma.
(Me siento con el y le pregunto)
         YO: Estas enojado?
         David: SSSIIIII
         YO: Por que?
         David: NO SEEEEE
         YO: No paso nada que te hubiera molestado?
         David: NO!
         YO: Ya mejor me callo?
         David: SI!
         YO: oooy, el primer enojo inexplicable de tu vida...
 (David me ve con cara de "what"?)
         YO: son los cambios, la adolescencia...

        David: AAASSHHH!!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Conversations with David #3

Mom: Ok, so to find out why you're sick, they will have to take some blood for a few tests...
David: WHAT? why!!!
M: To make sure you're ok!
D: But... but... but... I'M UNDERAGE!!!!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Conversations with David #2

Lunch time at school
Friend 1: What's that, David?
David: Yakult
Friend 1: oh...!

Friend 2: Hey, what's that David has?
Friend 1: Yak milk

Monday, January 12, 2009

Conversation with David #1

Alfredo: Let's eat here... Mexican food!
David: Nooo, not Mexican food.
A: Why not? You must like Mexican food... you are Mexican
D:So?
A:Well, Mexicans eat Mexican food.
D: FOODIST!

:D